var no=Math.random()*11

document.write('<div class="content">');
if ((Math.round(no)) == 0) { document.write ('<img src="p/bahama_ocean.jpg" width="124" height="101" border="3" alt="Enjoying the water in the Bahamas" />') }
if ((Math.round(no)) == 1) { document.write ('<img src="p/s_noidea.jpg" width="147" height="147" border="3" alt="I have no idea." />') }
if ((Math.round(no)) == 2) { document.write ('<img src="p/baseball.jpg" width="114" height="147" border="3" alt="At a Bowie Baysox game on a very sunny day" />') }
if ((Math.round(no)) == 3) { document.write ('<img src="p/driving.jpg" width="106" height="134" border="3" alt="I won this race." />') }
if ((Math.round(no)) == 4) { document.write ('<img src="p/peekaboo.jpg" width="130" height="126" border="3" alt="Playing hide-and-go-seek with the camera at the Baltimore Inner Harbor" />') }
if ((Math.round(no)) == 5) { document.write ('<img src="p/copilot.jpg" width="139" height="109" border="3" alt="Helicopter ride!" />') }
if ((Math.round(no)) == 6) { document.write ('<img src="p/fdd.jpg" width="120" height="110" border="3" alt="At a Father-Daughter dance!" />') }
if ((Math.round(no)) == 7) { document.write ('<img src="p/rum.jpg" width="136" height="120" border="3" alt="I was NOT drunk.  I ALWAYS get beautiful beer maids to hold me up straight when I get my picture taken." />') }
if ((Math.round(no)) == 8) { document.write ('<img src="p/footrallyinterview.jpg" width="148" height="125" border="3" alt="Interviewing myself during a foot rally." />') }
if ((Math.round(no)) == 9) { document.write ('<img src="p/steve_flag.jpg" width="148" height="113" border="3" alt="Me." />') }
if ((Math.round(no)) == 10) { document.write ('<img src="p/richmondkk.jpg" width="143" height="107" border="3" alt="How I abused myself during my Spring Break vacation.  At the Richmond VA Krispy Kreme." />') }
if ((Math.round(no)) == 11) { document.write ('<img src="p/s_pnats.jpg" width="149" height="117" border="3" alt="Enjoying a Potomac Nationals game." />') }
document.write('</div>');


// if ((Math.round(no)) == 3) { document.write ('<img src="p/windowshot.jpg" width="153" height="98" border="3" alt="" />') }
// if ((Math.round(no)) == 6) { document.write ('<img src="p/nutz01.jpg" width="92" height="93" border="3" alt="" />') }